MrQiWinWinWin is our first-party candlestick arcade game: your altitude is the price, every flap becomes a candle, and you can only go long. 10,000 capital, open at 20.00, 150 candles in about 2 minutes 15 seconds, titled on the close. Free in the browser or installable as a Windows app.
Xiao Qi is a retail trader who believes that if he just tries hard enough the chart will go up — and he is right. Your altitude is the price, every flap is drawn as a candle, long only. 10,000 in cash, open at 20.00, 150 candles in about 2 minutes 15 seconds, eight market events drifting in, and a title awarded on the close — with the ones you have met logged in a local market-events book.
Flappy Bird wired to a market terminal: Xiao Qi flaps inside the chart, his altitude is the stock’s last price, and every 0.9 seconds that stretch of trajectory settles into one candlestick — 150 of them a session.
Long only. Pushing up is going up; there is no short button. That is deliberate: a retail trader who mashes does not short either.
Four lines on screen keep teaching you the rules: hug the upper wall for +13 per candle, break in the right direction to trigger the breakout moment, break the wrong way through the lower line for −260, hit the bottom wall for −420. The text is written on the walls; there is no manual.
The box keeps narrowing and headlines drift in from the right. When the breakout window opens nothing above is holding the price: mash as fast as your fingers, and when the run no longer fits the chart rescales itself, the axis climbing from 20 into three digits.
The formula in the HUD is real: total = capital + realised (buy low, sell high) + events + unrealised. Capital is 10,000, one lot is 100 shares at a 20.00 cost, and the right-hand panel lists all four parts with return, maximum drawdown and an 85% pressure line.
“Realised” is money from your own entries and exits; “events” is news and wall penalties; “unrealised” is (last − cost) × shares — the +648 = (26.48 − 20.00) × 100 line in the screenshot.
The close grades you on return across six bands: above 35% is “Hot-money legend” (someone in the other chat is asking whether you take clients); 18% is “Limit-up squad”; 5% is “Enough for a bubble tea”; below that “Wasted a day”, “Standing guard”, and at the bottom “Buried”.
These are the only seconds that pay real money: there is no ceiling above, so your fingers drag the price up. Nothing caps it on screen — when the run outgrows the chart the axis rescales, running from 20 into three digits while the box shrinks away beneath you.
The cost is risk: each tap in the surge converts 0.75 of its gain into exposure, and the pullback lands straight on your maximum drawdown. Mashing is not a free option; it is the account traded for a single slope.
At the end the box is redrawn around wherever you landed, and the next stretch of tape starts there.
Headlines drift in from the right and settle into the events column. They never forecast direction; you only learn what one was after it hits you, which is the point.
Eight market events each have a slot on this device: met one and it lights up, never met and it stays grey. The title screen reads “Market events seen X/8”, and the close card lays all eight out at once, good, bad and neutral in three colours.
Three were added on 2026-10-20: Dragon-Tiger list (+180, 5 s), reserve cut (+260, 6 s) and late-session dump (−300, 5 s). They join the existing spawn pool straight away — nothing has to be unlocked first.
The book lives only in this browser. It does not sync across devices, and clearing site data starts it over. There is no reward and it changes no odds — it only answers “how many of these eight have I actually seen”.
The palette follows the Chinese market convention: red rises, green falls. That is not decoration — for anyone trained on the opposite scheme it needs saying, so the HUD footer reads “red up · 1 lot = 100 shares · grid = 5.5”.
Portrait is not a squashed landscape view: on a phone it is a vertical terminal with the main chart, volume, MACD and the account panel stacked 0.6 / 0.13 / 0.27, and candles re-sized to 5×3.
The indicators are real too: MA 5/10/20 and a 12,26,9 MACD whose crosses are labelled. They are not set dressing — the breakout and false-breakout calls run off the same kernel as these lines.
0.9 seconds per candle times 150 candles is about 135 seconds — roughly two minutes and fifteen seconds. It is sized like watching one tape: long enough for a few windows and headlines, short enough that you never forget you are playing a joke about retail traders.
The gameplay was extracted into a kernel that runs in node, and the acceptance gate asserts on the median of several fixed-seed runs rather than one session’s feel. Among the things it pins down: blowing up must remain reachable for an ordinary player (otherwise “risk” is theatre), the top grade must not be provably decorative, and the news economy must move the account rather than just the picture.
Why the median: the same tuning can swing tens of places across seeds. After the 2026-10-18 extraction the gate measured the news economy for the first time — the greens before that were greens that had not looked at it.
The game is also on Microsoft Store as an installable Windows app that plays offline. Both builds share the same gameplay; results stay on each device.
Store screenshots were re-shot against the current build; if they ever disagree with this page, trust this page and the game.
The game says it in its own footer: it plays straight in the browser with no account and never asks for personal details; every price, P&L figure, headline and title is invented, and nothing here is investment advice — real markets do not have a flap button.
That deserves its own section in a game that wears an account panel as its interface.
The 10,000 capital, 20.00 open, 0.9-second candles, 150 per session, box values 100/70/40, the +13 / −260 / −420 wall rules, the 0.35 false-breakout judgement, the 13–21 and 4.6-second windows, the 3.6-second surge with +18 per tap capped at 22 taps, and the −420 limit hit with 1.5-second cooldown all live in MARKET and LABELS in market.js; gravity 1250, flap 400 and the 780/560 caps are in PHYS; the six grades and thresholds are in GRADES.
The eight headlines live in NEWS: four good (guidance +320, stake +240, Dragon-Tiger +180, reserve cut +260), three bad (insider selling −260, probe −340, late dump −300) and one neutral (halt). The book’s eight slots are exactly the length of NEWS, and the three new payouts and gravity multipliers are read straight from market.js.
Session length follows from 150 × 0.9 seconds (about 135). Both screenshots were captured from the running game on 2026-10-19. The hero image is an AI-generated illustration, not a game screenshot, labelled at the top of the page. If a number here disagrees with the game, the game is right; tell us in the changelog.
For players with two minutes who want an instantly legible arcade joke, and for anyone who reads charts and wonders what a platformer made of one would play like.
Not for players wanting long progression or leaderboards: each session settles on the close, hands you a title, and starts from zero again.
Do I need an account or payment?
No. It plays free in the browser and never asks for personal details.
Can I short?
No. Long only — pushing up is going up, because a retail trader who mashes does not short either.
How long is a session?
About 2 minutes 15 seconds (150 candles × 0.9 s).
Why is red up?
It follows the Chinese market convention, and the HUD footer states it plainly.
Where are results saved?
The best equity and the market-events book live in this browser. The store build keeps its own local data; the two do not sync.
Is there a reward for completing the book?
No. It only records which events you have met — it changes no odds and pays nothing, and a new device or cleared site data starts it over.
Does it work on phones?
Yes, and it is laid out for it: a vertical terminal with chart, volume, MACD and account stacked top to bottom.
Is this investment advice?
No. Every price, P&L figure, headline and title is invented, and real markets have no flap button.
Open the market — Runs on its own subdomain · a session takes about 2 min 15 s · long only, red is up